FOHA Personals
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Matt 6-7 years old | Friends of Homeless Animals (www.foha.org) Active: last 24 hours, but hey, I'm a dog and I'm always active. Man seeking man, woman, and/or children |
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Appearance
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Age |
6-7 years old |
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Ethnicity |
Canine - Part blue pit bull, part AmStaf, part Heinz 57 |
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Height |
3 ½" in heels, but that's a private matter I'll discuss when I meet you. |
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Body Type |
Athletic |
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Eye Color |
Brown |
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Hair Color |
Blue-grey and white |
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Lifestyle |
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Smoking |
No! Heeelllooo, I'm a dog. |
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Alcohol |
Does not drink, but doesn't mind if pet parents drink socially. |
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Education |
Sit, stay, come here, lie down, and shake hands; currently enrolled in advanced obedience training |
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Employment |
Will work for treats and food, especially any toy stuffed with peanut butter |
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Occupation |
Seeking a permanent home in a loving family |
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Income level |
Currently $0—zip, nada, but w/my good looks a modeling/acting/recording contract can't be far off. |
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Home Life
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Location |
Friends of Homeless Animals (www.foha.org). |
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Marital Status |
Single—schweet! |
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Living Situation |
Was a live-in at a foster parent for 7 months, but now back with my buds at the shelter because my foster dad is recovering from health related issues |
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Has Kids |
Not that I know of. |
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Wants kids |
Equipment doesn't work anymore. Sorry, ladies. |
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Languages spoken |
English and Dog |
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Interests
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Astrological Sign |
In the Chinese Zodiac signs—I'm, well, a dog—loyal, faithful, and trustworthy. |
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Political Views |
Voted for Obama because he likes rescue dogs. Just call me a "blue" dog—get it, blue dog. |
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Sense of Humor |
Clever, witty, slapstick, silly (see above comment). |
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Social Setting |
Good in groups. I'm a great side-kick |
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TV Watching Habits |
Dog-u-dramas ("It's Me or the Dog"), reality shows (Greatest American Dog), and Cops (I love it when the K9 crew busts a perp!). |
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Me and My Ideal Match
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I'm great with people of all ages, but I'm not particularly fond of other dogs or cats, so I would do well as an only child. This doesn't mean that I'll never get along with other dogs, it just means that I'm not a 'dog park' kinda guy, and I'll need a pet parent willing to put in the time and who has the patience to help me overcome this behavior. I promise you'll never have to leave the house wondering if I'm on duty, because I'm a great watchdog. You should know that I also have soft side. I love being brushed. Don't tell anyone, but a cat brush is purr-fect for my beautiful short coat. I'll roll over on my belly—even on the first date—while you pet and brush me. What can I say? I'm a fool for affection. I'm quiet and contemplative. I rarely bark. I love long walks, snuggling on soft blankies, and road trips. I'd make a great co-pilot on your next trip. Like most pibble mixes, I'm very gentle and I love to snuggle with family and friends. There's no need to crate me at night or while you're out, because I'm housetrained (shouldn't all family members be?) and respectful of my living space. This is my first time using the personals, so it's pretty hard to tell you everything about me. I can promise you though that our first meeting will be special and that you'll want to make our arrangement permanent. |
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